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A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes
Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport
by Jake2z February 13, 2011
 
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It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.
by GNARBISCUITS February 12, 2011
 
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When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
by [insertpseudonymhere] February 19, 2011
 
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its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011
stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
by flkascimaioemf February 13, 2011
 
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When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.
Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.
by Edward in Oil City February 13, 2011
 
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When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
by JMulan February 13, 2011
 
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When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?

Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
by fcpud February 13, 2011
 
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It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.
by StefonNY February 13, 2011