The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.
Humans, destroyers of peace.
by Sarah the cookie February 04, 2016

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The term used to describe an individual whose relationship to you is between a slam piece and dating. This term covers the entire time period in which you two are a "thing", but do not yet have a title.
"Where was Alex last night?"
"She was at her human's house watching a movie."
by KarPaige17 October 25, 2014

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Living being
That Human over there is named Jillian
by MiMi1126 May 09, 2014

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More than one human. The plural for 'human'
In the laboratory there were a mixture of chimpanzees and humen.
by wakokid November 27, 2010

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The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.

Humans may express the following symptoms:

Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!

Atheist: I'm Atheist

Evangelicals: Your going to hell!

Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?

Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.

Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.

(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
by James Mathew Anderson May 18, 2010

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n. A logically necessary fiction.
"Socrates was a human"
by Inna Goldberg September 20, 2005

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Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
by thekatster007 June 08, 2014

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