the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it

humans make stupid mistakes

i love humans

i hate humans

i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014

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The most wily of animals, the most patient, the most obstinately dedicated to the cruel desires of its own power.
God gazed down in horror at that cunning ape he'd christened "human", and mouthed the words: "What have I done?"
by TheWatcherOnTheWall December 22, 2013

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Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
Matt:Hey! Look there a human!
Hunter: wow!
Human: SWAG!
Matt/Hunter:SLAP!!!
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Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.
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The most inhumane race on Earth
I see humans, but not humanity
by As_red_as_blood January 06, 2016

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Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!
by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

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A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.
Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.
by Brandemic August 13, 2010

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