The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.

Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity!
by IHateHumans November 04, 2007
The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.
by hugo122 August 24, 2006
Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior
by Lukaki October 14, 2011
An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011
The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."
by slaphappyhippos December 13, 2010
human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 04, 2010
The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
by Crown8 September 23, 2013

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