A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
by Yehan January 05, 2006
An animal found on planet Earth, which is related to the great ape family. People are humans. We have gone a long way. We have an erect body, which allows for our hands to be free and not needed for walking. We also have thumbs, so we can grip shit. We have a great brain capacity. We pretty much control the planet. Its very sad, especially to someone like me, to know that humans are fucking up the only shit that we have. We wont be happy untill our planet is torn in half, now will we?
Humans went through stages of development and discovery. We started out using tools, then metal tools, and moved on and on. We left the planet and landed on the moon. The moon is the farthest we have gone, and this shit is the closest possible thing to our planet. So we still have a long way to go.
Unfortunately, humans are out of control and violent. We are masters at killing and causing destruction. Naturally violent. Thats why, some people say, UFOs are watching us; because they know we are capable of armagedon and they seek self protection. But enough about aliens. This article is about humans.
I can go on and on. Im not gonna.
Humans are sick fucks who cause nothing but trouble everywhere they go.
The only true monsters on the planet earth.
When humans ruled the world.
by TheBigGuy May 21, 2006
Any bipedal creature; almost always irrational, immoral, irresponsible, self-centered, presumptuous fools
... Just go find someone...
by Kuromori June 22, 2003
Our ruin will not come DESPITE our intelligence, but BECAUSE of it I think. Intelligence itself can be a burden.
by Adrian again... June 26, 2003
Humans are an epic fail.
by 456i April 03, 2008
sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.

Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.

To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.
Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"

Result: Human
by HeWhoDarez August 10, 2005
We will enslave and then bury you!
Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!
by Martian Conquistador February 05, 2004

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