|1.||Human Fire Hydrant|
When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.
I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.
|2.||Human Fire Hydrant|
SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
He looks like a human fire hydrant!