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4. Human Centipede
A siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to anus. Food from person one passes through person two, which passes and is finally excreted through person three.
Oh, my god! This crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!
1. human centipede
Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
2. Human Centipede
A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"
3. Human Centipede
How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
5. Human Centipede
A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
6. human centipede
The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
7. human centipede
A 3 headed human originally born as a centipede but killed in a tribunal fire and reborn as 3 separate humans that are connected from ass to mouth.
"What the fuck is that?"
"I believe it is a fucking human centipede"

"Where the fuck did that come from?"
"I have no fucking idea... I think it might be a fucking human centipede."

"Who the fuck is that?"
"Long fucking story, it's my grandfather."

"I wonder how it uses the fucking bathroom?!"
"I have no fucking clue. Fucking human centipedes."
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