The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.
Person 2: Lame, it can't read!
It was created by sewing 3 volunteers ( who agreed to the new terms and service of the Itunes music terms EULA) mouth to anus and taping an iphone to the forehead of the first individual, and an ipad to the anus of the last human thus creating the humancentipad.
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.
Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!
Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!
Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.