A phrase used to direct someone to complete an important task immediately.

Supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in Peanut butter)
2. lemon juice
3. Q-tips (optional)
4. Vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. Shaving Cream (Gel)

Directions:
First, mix pyridoxine (peanut butter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. Second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your penis in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. Once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert penis into the vaccuum hose. (If needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) Allow penis to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the penis.) Once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly massage penis until fully erected. Repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)

Warnings:
1.If ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. Do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. If drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up anus and continue suction process.

A.K.A. Slashdotting, Slashdotted, etc.

Refers to the effect a Slashdot post has on a website. Because of slashdot's gigantic audience, any link placed there quickly goes down; very few sites can handle such huge traffic coming to their site.

verb- to sparknote is: to use the resourses conveniently allocated at the website www.sparknotes.com to help one quickly absorb critical information on a piece of literature or reading material (that was either too stupid, too long, too boring, or one was just too stinking lazy to read) in order to allow the recieving of a good grade on the test or evaluation for the corresponding piece of literature.

Usage Note: The time at which one typically partakes in the act of sparknoting is usually in close proximity to the time of the test or evaluation, moreover, the night prior.

the act of water shooting back up your ass after dropping a huge log off in the bowl.

A skateboarding term for a category of bail which involves the skater sliding quickly across a surface on his buttocks. This usually results from a poor landing from a ramp, lip or rail, or due to the skateboard biting on an irregularity on the street surface.

The Dutch empire was, and still is the most powerfull,feared and most respected clan in the western, eastern, northern... and well the southern hemisphere. the DUTCH CLAN, that quickly grew into an empire, was founded in 1879, by the great great great great, grandfather of the current dutch master/emperor neto. His name was was, WON NEITOSHWAGENSENBERGENGENSON. In 2004, the DUTCH EMPIRE was crouned THE HOLY DUTCH EMPIRE. the holy dutch empire doesnt rule the land, it rules the poeple, every member of almost every society desires to be in the dutch clan, the dutch clan is a cover up name for the HOLY DUTCH EMPIRE. currently the dutch population is low, because their is another rank in the pyramid, a rank that isnt up there, its called the DUTCH UNDERSTUDIES. this rank is consisted of over 1.2 billion people.