Hug stabbing is the ultimate display of love.
It is gentle and sweet and makes you feel like you're frolicking in a field, but then it's sharp and painful.
When you feel like you need to hug someone, don't just HUG them.
This is a movement started by a person called Megaman. Remember that name.
Joe- "That son of a bitch hug-stabbed me!
..I think I love him."
Bill- " What the heck is hug stabbing."
Joe- "You just don't understand. You don't deserve to be hug-stabbed."