A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.
Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.
by Professor Robert Dicklycker April 18, 2004