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Hoyng ths sound made by david hasselhoff's penis when it becomes erect
HOYNG "oh no you hear that Hasselhoffs cock is hard again"
by someotherguywhosnotme September 27, 2007
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The act of inverting your penis when seeing anyone of authority.

One who salavates at the site of any penis. Often finds themself stuck trying to suck themselves off when taking a shower.

One who tries to convince everyone he meets that he's in charge, but actually takes it in the butt whenever the opportunity arises.
It's so cold out, I'm about to Hoyng.

I need a raise, maybe I should Hoyng for the position.
by Jacqoff February 08, 2010

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