A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.
Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.
by cfm2 March 23, 2012
by Adam January 29, 2005
by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006
An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.
The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).
The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.
The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).
The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.
Waitress: Hi there, can I interest you in a mimosa, bloody mary, or perhaps even a howler monkey?
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.
by radmac July 17, 2019
That fat, ugly, dark, mexican, hairy, bitch who rides your school bus that doesnt let you sleep because she doesn't shut the fuck up.
Bitch you know who you are..
True Dat.
Bitch you know who you are..
True Dat.
(Jackie Hinojosa) Howler monkey: Ahhhh wey, shut the fuck up, I was like shopping at the mall, and there was like some fresa bitch, so like, I got a text from my novio telling me que estamos en un break, so I was, pinche pendejoh, a la verga ese. Ahh... No mames wey... Anyways I walked up to that bitch and was like, WHAT BITCH? Think you're all tough now, I'll sh-"
You: HEYYY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH. GOD YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY!
You: HEYYY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH. GOD YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY!
by tomatoe boy November 5, 2007
An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.
A $killz and Foxtrot Production:
"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"
"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"
"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"
"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"
"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"
"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"
"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"
"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"
"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"
"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"
by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004