Howf 

When you try to say the word "house" with a mouthful of cock.

Nate sucks a lot of cock in his howf.

Howf by MisterYao October 28, 2011

howfi 

conjunction of the phrase "How about if I"

Howfi go to the market to pick up groceries?

howfi by iReligious March 15, 2010

Howfen 

The town of Westhoughton near Bolton in England.

He lives in Howfen.

Howfen by mashed85 March 9, 2012

Howfuckly 

Howfuckly means hopefully but it’s just a different word for it. This word can be used in anytime of way. Like : “Howfuckly she’ll be okay”

M: I will start using this word.

Paris: Me too!

M: I will become RICH AND FAMOUS!!
Paris: Howfuckly you will!

Howfuckly by tee•hee August 18, 2020

howfin 

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

howfin by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006

howfy 

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

howfy by Charlie March 9, 2005

howfy 

the best way to greet one of your homedogs

mitchell: howdy!!
everyone: shut up its howfy

howfy by bumbli June 4, 2016