Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"
Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.
Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."
Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."