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A nickname for circus clowns, and/or someone nerdy. They usually look pretty goofy, have big egos, and can SOMETIMES be funny..only sometimes.
1: Did you see that kid trying to be cool?
2: HAHA. The one who can't make a joke? He's such a Howard Carney!
by 1312999 May 13, 2010

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