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1. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
by Bark. Tree, Bark. Mar 5, 2005 share this
2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by caxwl Jul 13, 2004 share this
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
b ed t f s
by TenInchPlaya Oct 15, 2006 share this
4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
A tongue twister
Say it five times fast
by Keith May 21, 2004 share this
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