most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."