Top Definition
Completely destroyed. Beaten down like the "the man" beats people down. Beaten with assistance of overwhelming odds. As in, I just beat you so bad, I took everything including down to your house. Think repo man.

Jesus, I just got housed.
by smakdaddi October 14, 2003
To have eaten or drunk something really fast.
She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
by Bango Jango May 16, 2009
To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.
If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.

See also: Owned.
You got housed.

Consider yourself housed.
by Garrett C. June 07, 2006
extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.
Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.
by mrauk July 22, 2008
A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
by EvilE September 02, 2013
1. owned: pwned: pwnd
As Hog humps a dead body on Halo
by Hog March 16, 2005
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