A critically acclaimed medical drama television series starring British actor Hugh Laurie who plays an anti-social doctor (Dr. Gregory House) that specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology, and is also head of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine.
Other characters include Dr. James Wilson(an oncologist) and head of the Department of Oncology, Dr. Lisa Cuddy (an endocrinologist) and also Dean of Medicine, Dr. Eric Foreman (a neurologist), Dr. Allison Cameron (an immunologist), and Dr. Robert Chase (an intensivist).
House M.D. is smart and cleverly written and has the best theme song ever.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: (approaching with two young-looking female interns) Dr. House!
Dr. Gregory House: Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson: Get me some Thin Mints.
This is a quote from House M.D..
An unhealthy attraction to people who are sick or broken in some manner. Refers to the character Dr. Allison Cameron from FOX's popular television series House, M.D., where she displays affection for Dr. Gregory House because she believes he is bitter, sad, and lonely.
Jared: "I missed House M.D. last night because I was at SCSI's house to keep her from cutting herself again."
David: "Weren't you with Kristin last week?"
Jared: "Yeah, but she is just not the same after she 'came to christ' and got off crack..."
David: "Dude, you should see a shrink about that Cameronism."
The doctor which solved a lot of cases by thinking smart and dangerous. Seeing the positive outcome and the worst at the same time.
House M.D.: Hey, no problem the patient might be dad by tomorrow, but you think it`s better to wait a few hours...
The team: Yeah, but we think...
The machine: BP is dropping!!!
House M.D. : See, now we can put him on the antibiotics. You idiots.
The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
Is an American actress and playwright. She currently stars as Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the critically acclaimed drama House.more...
Lisa Edelstein was born to Jewish parents Alvin and Bonnie Edelstein in Boston, Massachusetts. She is one of three children, and she was raised in Wayne, New Jersey and attended Wayne Valley High School, graduating in 1984. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 to study theatre at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene known as "Lisa E." and became known also as the "Queen of Downtown"
As Doctor Lisa Cuddy she enjoys prancing around Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in skimpy outfits and flirting it up with Dr. House.
When she isn't stripping for House, making out with him or getting fertility shots in her butt ,she enjoys sticking her nose into his business, and pretty much doing anything so that she can get close to him.
She is EXTREMELY hot and single and is waiting for the moment when House (or possibly ANY other man) will jump her.
Dr.House enjoys making fun of her ass and boobs and consta...
A celebration in which your friends are invited over to your house to watch the next upcoming episode of the Emmy Award winning medical drama House M.D.
"Bob: Hey, amy! Do you have any plans for next monday at around...8?
Amy: Actually, yes. Jim invited me to his House party that night. I think I'm busy every monday at that exact time until the finale. Sorry!"
"I decided to have a House party next monday, for the season premiere of House MD got me all fired up!"
What House M.D. thinks every patient has before he comes up with the correct diagnosis.
Foreman: I think it's cancer
Chase: No his white cell count isn't high enough
House: You're both wrong it's Lupis
House: a broken finger.