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Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.
*Do your lady from behind *Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back *When she turns around, unleash your load in her face *As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!' *Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes "Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"
"STEVE!, are you listening?????!" "Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!" |
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