The penthouse dwelling of sugartits, open to two guests at a time of her choosing, who must fulfill the following requirements;

1 must be ginger
must have a love of cheese
must be willing to make and drink tea all day... and night
follow the rule of "spillage is lickage"
be capable of drinking a pint in under 10 seconds
have a love for Reflex and other 80's themed clubs
offer assistance when cooking roast dinners
greet people in a scottish accent