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(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse: The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated. 1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up." Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens." 2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!" Chris: "I'm trying just hold on" Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!" Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed." |
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Also known as Hotdoggin':
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever. While showering with his wife Tina, Bill slides his penis between Tinas butt cheeks. Exclaiming "Hotdogging", Bill feels victorious.
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1. stabbing frozen hotdogs into a person's yard in the dead of night, so that come morning they will have thawed and become messy and difficult to remove. Similar to, but messier than, forking.
2. placing one's penis between one's partners buttocks, or having one's partner's penis placed between one's buttocks (but involving no penetration). So named for the perceived similarity to a "wiener" between two "buns". |
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Verb: The practice of nestling the male phallus inside ones posterior between the buttocks and girating violently until the point of climax.
Often used by homosexual men as a means of ultra-safe sex. This practice is aided by the use of Sex Jelly Fancy some Hotdogging. I am going to sit on your dick (more olive oil) with one leg either side and rub my arse back and forward so its in my crack but not in my hole and get u off that way
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A glorious yet pointless act where a male takes his penis and shoves it between a girls thong and her ass. This forces his dick into her crack and creates a hot dog of sorts. *Guy sees a girl with massive crack and thong hanging out*
"Man, I could so go for some Hotdogging right now." |
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Pseudonym or "code word" for "carding." Commonly used when an underage person is present in a bar and needs to ask the question: "Are they carding?" By replacing the term "carding" with "hotdogging," the underage individual avoids being discovered. Underage person (Skippy): "Are they hotdogging tonight?"
Person of legal drinking age (Scott): "Nah dude, you're totally fine." |
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The act of sticking a cold, uncooked hotdog in and out of a person's mouth while they sleep. Damn, I woke up to Tirth hotdogging me at the LAN party. Crazy shit.
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