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A Hot-Carl in understandable terms is when you remove your phallus from your partner's warm rectal orifice and insert it into their mouth, thus giving them the distinct aftertaste of hot wet ass. This is also referred to as Ass to Mouth, Arse to Mouth, A2M, ATM. It is commonly misconcieved that a Hot-Carl involved some sort of rectal expulsion on or near a partners face, this, however, is incorrect. Pleasuring myself in my girlfriend's warm asshole was very tiring after an hour, so I opted to free the weasel and give her a Hot-Carl instead.
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Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face. 2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it. 3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it. All are varying degrees of hardcoreness! I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm. My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
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When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window. I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!
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When your roommate passes out and then you take a large creamy shit in their mouth. Jason passed out from a long night of drinking, then Lisa, J-Rod, Mike Lin, and I all took a sweet Hot-Carl in his mouth.
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A hot carl is when you shit in your partners mouth.
If you miss their mouth and hit their face it is but a warm carl. I shit in her mouth.
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When you take a shit on somebody's chest Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up
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Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform. Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.
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