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A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.
"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"
by Detroits_Finest November 11, 2009
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A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.
I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
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5 dollar little ceasers pizza that is suppose to be already made.
warning: eating an entire one by ones self will result in a dirty sanch-hole the next day.
dude i ate that whole hot-n-ready now i got the hersey squirts like there no tomorrow.
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A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.
Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.
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Aroused and ready to engage in sexual activity.
Yo mamas like a little Cesar pizza HOT n' Ready 4 five bucks!
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