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3.
To describe the weather
It is hot as balls in Chico in the summer.
by BL June 21, 2001
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1.
About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 22, 2010
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2.
Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here
by ByRd November 06, 2007
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4.
A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.
That bitch is hot as balls.
by hitch12 September 08, 2006
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5.
Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.
Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.
by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010
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