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When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
by The Dome December 25, 2004

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