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A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln
Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.
by jspyke March 28, 2009
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