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1. The condition of having wrinkly, grayish fingers reminiscent of the nitrate-laden sausages warmed on rollers at convenience stores and movie theaters.

2. Digits that have picked up odor after insertion into women's bacon holes.
1. An unexpected side effect of this case of AIDS is a wicked case of hot dog fingers.

2. Her yeasty stinkwallet conferred upon mine digit a real case of the hot dog finger.
by Stumprofigaro January 12, 2012