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37. Hot Carl
The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.

Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
1. hot carl
Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
2. hot carl
the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
3. Hot Carl
A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
4. hot carl
THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF

A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.
5. Hot Carl
The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
6. Hot Carl
FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.
7. Hot Carl
The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.
Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?

Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
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