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Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.
by cjazzrun June 26, 2010
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A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.
I was so hungry that I ate a Hot Carl Sandwich.
by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010
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