describes a person that is a friend. derives from the TV show Bonanza, and it's character hoss. variations include-hossy, hossio, and hossly.
person 1: hello friend
Person 2: whatsup hoss?!
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A term for a female whore. Another term for a Hoe.
"Man that girl took all my money.. Hoss!"
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1) A term used when addressing someone who is inferior to you. You call them hoss to establish the fact that you know what it is and they dont know about it. This lets them know that you are aware of the fact that they are a straight charles- one who rooks it on a regular basis. Establishing legitimacy via the hoss method is highly recommended by the Western Philosophy.

They may also be called chuck, chauncey, or carlitosway.

2) what you say to someone who is lagging or acting like a girlpie for any reason... for ex, say someone is trying to make an excuse for why they cant do something when they really could, you say "hoss' hoss- hoss." in the middle of their sentence to let them know that you know they are bullshitting you.
nice clue, hoss

yo son you're the biggest hoss on the block
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To be lazy, unmotivated, full stomach, to describe one that is ugly
I'm not going out I am to Hoss.
I ate way to much I am so Hoss.

Ewww look at her she a hoss.
That Guy is a hoss
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A morbidly obease girl that has thighs so massive that they touch. They are so big that the jaws of life cannot seperate them. This bulbus girl is mildly retarted and a very mean individual. She has a distorted image of herself and thinks she looks good. This girl can often be seen in slow classes wearing king sized bed sheets disguised as skirts or in Ponderosa, ruining thier third quarter sales figures. This girl can sometimes appear to be courted by young hispanic fellows, but really the poor boy is interested in her friend's profusely bleeding vagina. This friend is also dimwitted but moderately attractive. She is controlled by the hoss and constantly fucks over the poor mexican without giving him the sexual favors he deserves. This lard ass should donated just one thigh to the starving children in africa because then she could stop people from going hungry for the next 100 years.
courtney is a hoss but her sister is fine
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Being uncool or extremely gay or nerdy, especially when relating to someones reputation
Dude John, why are you always so Hoss?!
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In between Superhero and God.
He is such a hoss they should call him doctor.
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