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78.
A term for a female whore. Another term for a Hoe.
"Man that girl took all my money.. Hoss!"
by Justin Drust October 11, 2002
 
79.
To be lazy, unmotivated, full stomach, to describe one that is ugly
I'm not going out I am to Hoss.
I ate way to much I am so Hoss.

Ewww look at her she a hoss.
That Guy is a hoss
by Greg M E March 18, 2006
 
80.
describes a person that is a friend. derives from the TV show Bonanza, and it's character hoss. variations include-hossy, hossio, and hossly.
person 1: hello friend
Person 2: whatsup hoss?!
by peasoup170 October 24, 2005
 
81.
A morbidly obease girl that has thighs so massive that they touch. They are so big that the jaws of life cannot seperate them. This bulbus girl is mildly retarted and a very mean individual. She has a distorted image of herself and thinks she looks good. This girl can often be seen in slow classes wearing king sized bed sheets disguised as skirts or in Ponderosa, ruining thier third quarter sales figures. This girl can sometimes appear to be courted by young hispanic fellows, but really the poor boy is interested in her friend's profusely bleeding vagina. This friend is also dimwitted but moderately attractive. She is controlled by the hoss and constantly fucks over the poor mexican without giving him the sexual favors he deserves. This lard ass should donated just one thigh to the starving children in africa because then she could stop people from going hungry for the next 100 years.
courtney is a hoss but her sister is fine
by Novi April 30, 2005
 
82.
Being uncool or extremely gay or nerdy, especially when relating to someones reputation
Dude John, why are you always so Hoss?!
by Joe Kool December 16, 2005
 
83.
In between Superhero and God.
He is such a hoss they should call him doctor.
by JL52 and Tjbirdfan April 19, 2008
 
84.
A very crappy indian dance.
Don't go to the Asian mall they are some hosses there.
by Neil March 31, 2005