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A morbidly obease girl that has thighs so massive that they touch. They are so big that the jaws of life cannot seperate them. This bulbus girl is mildly retarted and a very mean individual. She has a distorted image of herself and thinks she looks good. This girl can often be seen in slow classes wearing king sized bed sheets disguised as skirts or in Ponderosa, ruining thier third quarter sales figures. This girl can sometimes appear to be courted by young hispanic fellows, but really the poor boy is interested in her friend's profusely bleeding vagina. This friend is also dimwitted but moderately attractive. She is controlled by the hoss and constantly fucks over the poor mexican without giving him the sexual favors he deserves. This lard ass should donated just one thigh to the starving children in africa because then she could stop people from going hungry for the next 100 years.
courtney is a hoss but her sister is fine
by Novi April 30, 2005
 
1.
A southern colloquial nickname for partner, a term of friendship.
You betta' get that grass mowed, hoss.
by halide April 18, 2003
 
2.
one who is a beast that can basically do anything he wants. He is usually loved by all and a ladies man. He could break anyone or anything in half. Hoss is a compliment.
Man, that Stefan is a hoss. He could kill a freshman with one stare down.
by J Hunter January 09, 2006
 
3.
Pretty much, a badass.
Youre such a hoss for doing that.
by Amanda&Arlan May 24, 2006
 
4.
Commonly used by Norfolk school children and some cretins to mean "let's go!"
Becky: "Its cold, lets hoss boyo"
Beth: "Are you a Norfolk school child?"
by LemonsBanana September 22, 2012
 
5.
The origin of this word is from the hit NBC TV show Bonanza a western series that ran from September 12, 1959 to January 16, 1973.
Dan Blocker – Eric "Hoss" Cartwright was a featured character and his demeanor and attitude was a kind and gentle soul for a really big guy. So now it has been used as a term of endearment of Brotherhood or Respect to a fellow person weather they are familiar with the person or not.
1. Clerk - "Hey how's it goin?"

Customer *friendly what's up head gesture* - "I'm doin' alright Hoss, How you been?"

2. Sibling - "Hey Hoss can you grab me another soda? Since you're heading back to the kitchen?"

3. Pauly Shore - "He's gonna need a lot of food stamps ... Eh there Hoss?!" *hocks a loogey sound* {Son-In-Law}
by Bigsnacks710 September 14, 2013
 
6.
Someone who is good at everything. A womanizer with unparalleled skill. Someone who comes in, clutch as shit. Hoss is a term of endearment.

See also: Anti-Hoss, Hoss-Dick, Holy Hoss
*Bro sees Yavor sitting on a couch, drinking a beer with 3 hot girls on either side of him*

Bro: Oh my gosh, what a f***king hoss.
by Lilmopho October 20, 2014
 
7.
One who is a Bad Ass that can basically do anything he wants. He is usually loved by all and a ladies man. Also, a name for a friend, or to describe a friendship. Hoss is a compliment. Plural form Hosses.
Mihalik is such as Hoss. He destroyed his competition in track and picked up the hottest girl in school.

Matt and Sean are hosses. They're always tearing shit up together.
by TeamSolid June 02, 2011