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When fonts or design elements are clunky, too large, or unrefined.
Wow, your text looks horsey. You should tighten up the spacing and make it smaller.
by maybe you should August 24, 2010
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To look, sound or behave as a horse
"that posh bird is a horsey"
by Stu1999 September 22, 2005
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A sexual fetish/ act where you flip a twirled up towel, or pillow, then flip it over your partners head like a set of reins whilst banging them doggy style.
I spiced things up last night whilst banging my girlfriend's sister. Using my towel I banged her horsey style.
by The Horsey July 04, 2016
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the sound she makes when she laughs
"heheeee haahaaaa *breathless* hufff laugh... hufff
by hon January 02, 2005
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An abnormal penis that bends upright too much when erect, like a horse's penis
Aw man, that guys got a huge horsey. It's probably his first time having sex.
by bigblackie69ADW October 02, 2010
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A horsey is usually a young girl in her teens. A common name for a horsey is Madison. She usually has natural blonde hair, but has dyed it brown or black. Skinny jeans are her thing!! Her boyfriends name is Fredrick. And she is dearly loved by her family and cousins: Big Piggen and Heff.
"Oh my gosh! Hey Madi...Do you plan on staying across the street with those Horseys??" "They are your family you know!"
by Big Piggen and Heff February 06, 2010
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A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.
Do the Horsey!
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003
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