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1.
one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.
Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.
by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003
 
2.
johnathan lovejoy
"man, johns a horse velcher"]
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"
by p0ptarts November 23, 2003