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A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
by NathanielW April 19, 2011
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