Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.
Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.
A Piece of shit from a horse.
I stepped in a horse apple.
One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple
The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.
They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.
They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.
What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.
It's a horseapple.
Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?
Now that's just horse apples.
Really Old Horse Shit
Dude Thats Not A Rock, Thats A HorseApple ! ! Ya FUK