Top Definition
The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.
Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.
by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010

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