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When a person feels intense sexual desire.
They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in his hands and started kissing her on the lips again. He let one hand touch her cheek and placed the other on her knee. He slowly ran his hand up her thigh until he finally felt himself lifting up her skirt.

She wished he would just rip off his pants and fuck her right there, but he went slow just to torture her. He slowly pushed her so she was on her back on the couch and he got on top of her and continued to kiss her.

Then he changed the pace and started kissing her really slowly. He wanted to hear her moan in desire for him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he let one of his hands run up under her shirt, slowly and softly touching her wonderful skin.

She finally decided to move it along because she was getting extremely horny, so she reached down and pulled off his shirt. She ran her hands up and down his smooth, muscular chest and abs, turning him on a lot. He kept kissing slowly though, knowing that she would soon be begging him for more.

He continued to kiss her, and he lifted off her blouse and tossed it to the side. He stadled her and used both hands to massage her breasts in tune with the timing of his kisses.

He did this for a while, enjoying listening to her moan with desire and pleasure. Then he started to kiss her neck, and then slowly mived down to her chest. He stopped to take off her bra, then he gently kissed the very tip of each nipple as she gasped for air. He kissed her stomach lightly as he pulled off her skirt and panties. He undid his jeans and kicked them off.

At this point she was so horny she thought she would burst with anticipation. Everything he did to her was so slow, but so perfect. She was soaking wet, and she could see that he had an erection through his boxers. She wanted to tell him to go faster, but just at that moment he started to lick her clit right on the top of it.

She threw her head back and moaned with joy. He knew exactly what to do to make her consumed by pleasure. He let his tounge devour her clit and she burst into orgasm and started to writhe underneath him. He moved up and started to make out with her again; he didn't want her to catch her breath.

While she was still recovering from her first orgasm, he took off his boxers and she saw his 10-inch-long, rock-hard, super-thick cock. She got the idea to give him a blowjob to return the favor of his oral sex, but before she could even move he had penetrated her vagina.

He didn't even think about wanting a bj, he just wanted to pleasure her. He knew that if he could give her another orgasm, she'd pleasure him all he wanted later.

He started to move in and out, back and forth, but very slowly all the while. He was so big, she couldn't even think straight. He picked up one of her legs and put it over his shoulder, as he stood next to the couch and penetrated her.

His huge cock went really deep into her pussy, and it felt amazing. She finally was unable to take how slow he was going, and she begged him for more.

"Oh, baby. Oooohhh, go faster! Aaaahhh! Oh, yes! Aaawww right there, baby, OOOHHH!" she yelled as he picked up the speed. "Ooohhhh! Harder! Aaaahhh! Yes, yes, yes! Oooohhhh! Oh baby fuck me more! OOOHH! AAAHHHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! AAAAHHH!" she continued to scream as he complied with her demands and she felt pleasure build inside her.

He was going faster and harder and deeper than he'd ever thought possible, and she was loving every second of it. She let out a loud, high pitched scream as she hit her second orgasm. Her vagina pulsed around his huge cock but he pulled out so he wouldn't come just yet. He wanted to stay hard so he could pound her some more.

He put her leg down and got on top of her again. He re-entered her and started to move very slow. He went in and out so gently and slowly, she wanted to scream for more, but she held back. She started to learn to appreciate each and every penetration, tensing up with pleasure each time he slowly pushed all the way in.

He smiled to himself as he watched her light up with pleasure each time he gently penetrated.

His slow movements found her g-spot. He let his dick gently touch it with each entrance into her. He used his thumb and gently rubbed around her clit once during each soft penetration. He started to suck on her nipple in rhythm with all of his other movements.

She thought she was going to explode with pleasure at any second. At that moment he simultaneously hit her g-spot and her clit with his dick and his thumb and she boomed into her third orgasm with the most force yet.

She writhed underneath him during her 2-minute orgasm, and her pussy pulsed around his monster cock until his pleasure burst and he came into her.

He exited her, and kissed her once on the lips. They fell asleep on that couch and stayed there until morning.
by lolololololololololololol7 February 15, 2008
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for a man, your penis gets hard and stiff
for a woman, your pussy gets wet, or cums and you have this need
this is a true story...
one night i was home alone, my siblings were out, sleeping over elsewhere with friends, and i was online, i was bored so i looked up horny on urbandictionary. i read the examples and became horny my self i was so wet i couldnt take it, i needed someone to fuck me. i called my boyfriend, john. when he answered this is what i told him
"hey baby" he said
"john, i need you, im home alone, and i am so wet, i need you" i told him
"i'll be right over" he told me
i couldnt wait for him so i took off my pants and started to mastrubate.
then i heard john come in, he has a key to my house.

he walked up the stairs and came in my room. he saw me on my bed with no clothes on mastrubating.
"hon, why didnt you wait for me?" he asked me with a smile.
"shut up and just come fuck me" i half screamed half moaned. and his face lit up. he took of his shirt as he walked towards me, and then took off his pants. his dick had created a huge tent in his boxers. he took those off and climed onto the bed with me. but before he could do anything i asked him to eat me out, so he kneeled between my legs and i put my legs on his shoulders as he bent down and He began to gently tease me with his tongue and fingers by tracing all over the inside of my thighs and near and around my pussy. Then he placed his mouth on my pussy lips and spread them with his tongue. placing his mouth over the opening to my cunt, he began to kiss my cunt and pussy. Then he pushed his tongue down into my, wet cunt. He continued to tongue fuck me until I bucked up towards him from pleasure. He pulled his tongue out and licked around. Then he rubbed his fingers around and began to rub the top of my clit. Then he slid his tongue over the top of my clit and all around until I was moaning. Then he moved his mouth over my clit and began to suck on it. I moaned while he finger fucked me. And then I cummed on him and he licked it up and swallowed it. then i decided to return the favor, he kneeled on the bed as i got on my hands and knees. Then i slowly massaged his balls with one hand and moved my hand up and down the 12inch long shaft while i slowly sucked the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirled my tongue around the tip. i sucked him a little bit harder and swirled my tongue faster. i sucked harder as his dick slid farther down my throat and sucked harder swirling my tongue around his dick. He gots harder and harder and his penis began to throb as he was ready to cum. I moaned and sucked harder and squeezed the base of his penis while i sucked. He then shoved his dick in further, and I began to gag, I was deepthroating, and unlike I had read it wasn’t horrible, it gave me more intense sensations and hornyness. He cummed and the cum went down my throat, i looked up at him and smiled as a swallow it all. then he lay me on my back, and began to kiss my 34d breasts, he bit at them adn then kissed adn licked down my stomach while using his fingers to rub my clit. then he slowly slid his dick inside my cunt and began to slowly and gently fuck me. it was torture, but the slower he went the more i began to need him. i felt my cunt contracting around his dick,
"faster" i begged in a scream, but he only went a little faster wanting me to beg and moan to him.

"ahhhhh, come on fuck me harder" i screamed and then let out a low moan as he did
"ohhh, ahhh, come on baby, uuhhhh, yeah, faster, harder, uhhh, ahhhh" i screamed out as he fucked me faster and harder. then the pleasure peaked adn i rocked my body with pleasure and i cummed all over his dick, but he continued to fuck me as my cunt throbbed and contracted around his dick, and then he cummed inside me, it was like an explosion, alot of cum. we continued this for three hours adn then fell asleep on my cum soaked bed.
incredibly this is a true story, and my boyfriend and i do this all the time now.

girls-if your boyfriend isnt avalible but you are really horny...
if you dont have a vibrator you can use an electric toothbrush it works just as well
and if you dont have either of those and you want an amazing adn easy (no work involved) orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator (if you dont believe me try it)
one time i was doing this and my boyfrined came over, he came in and just watched me, getting horny, and then he fucked me.
by hornygirl69sexbaby May 17, 2009
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i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.

what happens to me after reading anything.

the state i am in after reading the above definitions.

desiring sex or a wanting to masturbate.

see ganting or randy
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.

The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her spaceport moving ever faster up and down my rocket, she sighs and groans gradually become louder and louder every second until she begins to scream breathily in heaving gasps, "OOOUUHH GOOOOOD, YEAAAA, OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH YEAAAA! ENTER MY SPACEPORT! DRIVE IT HARDER AND HARDER! HARDER!! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHH YEAAAA!" The friction between her spaceport rubbing against my rocket becomes unbearably blissful. The pleasure is too much: whitish fuel leaves my rocket in a violent starburst of infinite ecstasy. After that, I am not so horny and my rocket falls back to earth, it's engine and thrusters limpid from exhaustion and stress. I hope this example made you horny, because it certainly made me horny writing it.

Reading defs and writing this def on horny made me so horny I made sweet love to the copying machine.
by i swear to god i'm not crunk October 27, 2005
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When you get sexually aroused. The man gets an erection, and the woman gets wet.
Sarah and Jay were standing close in the kitchen, her arms wrapped round his neck, his hands creased on her arse. She felt her clit starting to throb, getting horny as Jay ripped off her clothing with his teeth, instantly spreading her thighs, rubbing his hands up and down. He glided his massive, hard cock along the base of her pussy, to her clit, causing her body to tingle and to bite her lip. Sarah pleaded for him to ram it in as he used the tip of his cock to tease her. Finally, he slipped all 12" in, she instantly flinched and flung her head back. Groaning, she used her middle and index finger to massage her clit. She felt Jay getting harder and faster, rapidly pounding fuck out her, moving in closer to ram his dick in deeper. She heard him grunting as he held her legs open. He moved his head down to Sarah's tits, his tongue escaping, gliding up and down her cleavage. His long tongue crept to her hard nipples and he nibbled on them, swirling his tongue round. She gasped for air. The vibration made the pleasure more enjoyable, still creating an amazing vibe on her clit. "OOHHHH!!!! YES! THATS IT! FUCK ME HARD YOU ANIMAL! FASTER! FASTER! OHHHH GOD! YES! HARDER!" She screamed as she reached an orgasm at the same time as Jay. After long, amazing, sex, he gave a last thrust, grunting a little more. Releasing his cock, he squirted out a last bit of jizz, splashing to the floor. She give her clit a last rub, throbbing, amazing pleasure exploring her body.
by hornyplayboybunny December 07, 2011
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The state one enters when he/she becomes consumed with sexual desire. While men experience a hardening of the penis, women feel a loosening and natural lubricating of the vagina. Sexual organs become sensitive, and sex becomes a priority.
Rachael awoke at noon. Nothing new, she'd been fired next week. It didn't matter anymore, she thought. She stretched as she made her way to the bathroom. She massaged her breasts and tried to make her nipples stand hard. They were bright pink, like pencil erasers. Satisfied, she thought she'd take a bath. She lit candles and climbed into the warm water. Once adjusted, her mind wandered. She recalled, in detail, the event that cost her a job.
She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.
She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.
Rick worked much faster than she did.. he always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, he walked to her. She grabbed his package and licked him right under the chin. Without complaint, he let her have him. Her nipples became erect with lust, and he could see them through her white blouse. He caressed them, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. It was hard already, but she got on her knees and sucked him off.. at first gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, he lifted her up and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, and he sank deep into her. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to suck her pussy. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office. They were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.
When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. Hey baby, he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes. And the fun began...
by thequickbrownfox August 05, 2008
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When people get sexually excited. When guys get hard and women get wet pussies.
Jake was at a bar when he saw a hot girl talking to a guy in a corner of the bar. She had long blonde hair and enormous boobs. She had on a skimpy minidress, and as she leaned over at the bar, he saw that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Jake immediately got a huge hard-on. When she turned around, she saw him staring at her boobs and walked over to him. They chatted for a bit, but Jake was getting hornier and hornier. She kept staring at the huge bulge in his pants and she couldn't take her eyes away. Then Jake saw her nipples poking through the thin, tight fabric of her dress and knew she was horny too. They looked at each other and laughed. Within seconds, they were making out in the corner of the bar and the girl, Christie, was humping against Jakes's body. But they both wanted more, so Jake drove then to his house, while Christie gave him a blowjob in the front seat. They ran into the house and started to rip off their clothes. Christie's breasts with their huge, erect nipples jiggled as she pulled off Jake's jeans and underwear. His cock must have been ten inches, and it was totally hard. They fell onto the floor, and Christie spread out her legs. Her pussy was completely hairless, and it was bright pink. Jake took his cock and rubbed it all over her soaking wet pussy, then pushed it into her. Christie started to moan and he did to, because he had never had such a tight pussy, and he could feel it rippling around his giant cock. He was thrusting as fast as he could, but Christie was moaning and telling him to go faster. They were moaning together, and Christie was screaming his name at the top of her lungs. He breasts were jiggling up and down as he thrust into her and Jake buried his face in them. He could feel himself getting ready to cum, and she was having an orgasm. He simaltaneously started cumming, and he blasted his load into her as he groaned. As she felt her pussy filling with his cum she screamed and had another orgasm. Once he had pulled out, she took his cock and licked it slowly, like a lollipop. She was massaging his ball and licking the head of his cock, and she started to deepthroat him. Jake's cum splattered her face and her chest, and then he started to eat her out. She was groaning and twisting under him, and suddenly she screamed and cum gushed out of her pussy and on his face. Jake made Christie lick her pussy juices all off him and they fucked for hours more.
by hornyguy July 10, 2008
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When one person feels a great need to engage in sexual activity with another.
Dylan slid his hands up my blouse. They were warm and left a hot trail of tingles as he traced them along my stomach. I looked up into his brilliant blue eyes and kissed him passionately on the lips. His tongue traced my mouth and he began feeling my breasts. He was making me so horny. He traced my lacy bra and slowly unlatched it. I helped him pull it off and soon we were back on my bed kissing. He felt my bare chest and began to lick my nipples. I buried my head in his curly brown hair and moaned. He sucked my breasts until they were hard and then returned to kissing my mouth. I slid off his shirt and ran my fingers along his tan abs. I slid my hand down his jeans and massaged his penis until it was hard. I never stopped and went faster and faster. Dylan whispered my name and I moaned loudly in response. I slid down until I was at his belt buckle and I took off his pants. Slowly and gently I slid his penis in my mouth. I licked it with passion and sucked it until he came in my mouth. I swallowed without taking him out of me. I slid him farther and farther into my mouth until I gagged. But I ignored my reflexes and didn’t stop until I could feel his balls on my cheeks. I then slid him in and out until once more he came. I took him out and went back to his mouth. He licked me everywhere and then slid off my thong. I gasped as his tongue explored my vagina. I bit down on my lip and suppressed a scream. I didn’t want him to get too excited yet. He put my legs on his shoulders and licked me everywhere. I couldn’t help it I screamed and my body shook with pleasure. Dylan didn’t waste a moment he suddenly stuck his penis into me and thrusted in and out. It felt amazing but was too gentle. I threw my head back and yelled, “Oh baby don’t be a pussy be a man pleasure me baby!” Dylan quickly obliged and thrusted faster and faster. I wrapper my arms around his waist and orgasm once more. He never slowed I could feel his balls flap against my thighs and I thought my head board would make a dent in my wall. He was humping me so fast. I grabbed a fistful of sheets and spread out my legs into a split. Dylan leaned forward and slid in and out thrusting his hips so fast. I screamed and screamed with joy and Dylan came. He fell back and we went into 69 position. He licked me dry and I sucked him until he was hard enough to fuck me that good again and trust me he did.
by carzyriiiiiiiiittttteee August 06, 2009
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