I am so damn horny rite now, ugh i feel like i'm bout to explode!!!! cuz my boyfriend came over yesterday and I swear he drives me INSANE!!!!! I loved it!! He fingered me and was rubbing all over my pussy with his vibrating game controler n stuff...ect ;-) YIPPEE!!! I just NEED to have my first with him already!!!! I'm so dam tired of waiting.....:( He makes me have "Happy Time" (masterbate) every freakin nite. I just need him to FUCK THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RITE NOW!!! But he can't, cuz were in school at the moment and my mama is paranoid so we have NO alone time! But we do what we can when people arent looking. Gah It sux so much freakin dick! (mmmm dick, yummy) :-) I swear I want it so bad.....Ugh soooo bad!!! IDK wat i'm going to do. I can't wait anymore. It's making me so God Damn PISSED OFF!!!!! UGH FUCK ME JB FUUUUCK MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-z
i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.
what happens to me after reading anything.
the state i am in after reading the above definitions.
or a wanting to masturbate
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.
The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her space...
Turned on immensely
For guys: When their heart rate speeds up and their dicks become stiff and hard.
For girls: When their heart rate speeds up and their pussies become wet and slippery.
I'm so horny I could do a goat.
When a person feels intense sexual desire.
They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.
With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.
They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.
He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.
This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.
"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.
She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.
He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.
He took her face in h...
when you feel the urge to have sex really badly (daily for a virgin who cant get any like me)
if only i could get some, i wouldnt be so horny
to want to fuck and fuck and fuck but you can't get any so you go online and find free porn!!
Just about every1 on here is horny
Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
Thank you #6 Definition, now read mine girls! its for you! when you are VERY sexually aroused and really need to get some.
kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping o...more...