I walked through the door, tired and just wanting to sleep. Instead, i found the lights out and the whole place pitch dark. I called out my wife Renee's name. when she didn't answer, i got worried. quickly, i got myself to our room and ran in calling her name. My foot bent a little and i quickly found i was tripping. i landed right on the bed. there was something very warm and sweet smelling in front of my face. I closed my eyes, engulfed. the lights came on. "ooh!" i sighed. My wife was in front of me with only panties on and she pulled me toward her. We immediatly made out, tongue to tongue. It felt so good to explore her warm moist mouth. Then she pulled away and i got to kissing her boobs and neck. I bit the nipple slightly, pulling gently and brushing my tongue at the surface. Renee was rubbing her pussy on my belly. She reached down and pushed her hand down my pants and said "you like this stud?" while rubbing her fingers around my dick. She made little circles around my balls, then violently ripped my pants and boxers off. My pecker was, no surprise, hard and stiff. i quickly took my shirt off and fell like a servant to her pussy. using my tongue, i slowly took off her panties. it was dripping wet by now. I gladly ate her out, exploring every part of her wonderful, wonderful pussy. she moaned and threw her back. Suddenly she screamed in pure joy and pleasure, and i continued tongue fucking her. "OOOOOO!!!!!!" she screamed, and her pussy exploded with her warm sweet cum. i didn't stop there, but renee pushed me back and rubbed her boobs in my face. then she traced her fingers down to my penis, watching me with her violet eyes all the way. she tenderly kiss my dick and gave me the best blowjob ever. i was as horny as hell. i couldn't help myself. I picked her up roughly and threw her on the bed. Then i leaped on her and pushed my dick into her pussy. "together at last" she whispered seductively. I started thrusting, back and forth slowly, shallow. Renee was obviously frustrated. "Come on!" she yelled "get on with it! i wanna see you cum!" But I just kept on going slow and suave, torturing her every way. Soon I went a little faster, deeper. Soon, we were yelling and screaming and i was going as hard and deep as i could. she was practically shaking with joy. I bent over and fondled her boobs and kissed her neck. she was touching my chest.
"oh come on chad!!!!!! i know you can go better than this!!!!" I thrusted and thrusted harder and harder, deeper and deeper, oooooo...
i felt a big explosion in my dick. i sighed, and lay down with renee. we were engulfed in each others arms, and as sweaty as hell. my dick was still in her pussy, and they both were pulsing sightly. I touched her boobs and kissed her deeply on the mouth.
"phew" i said.
"you were... hottt." she sighed.
"you too" i smiled
she smiled too.
soon we were both asleep, my happy cock in her grateful pussy

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The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her space...

I'm so horny I could do a goat.

They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in h...

if only i could get some, i wouldnt be so horny

Just about every1 on here is horny

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping o...