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Hornysex (-0.369)
When all a person has on there mind is sex
Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2017
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Hornysex (-0.198)
Laraine sat in class. Watching her teacher teach. She became very wet and horny. She was daydreaming about what it would be like to have sex with him. She let out an involuntary moan.

Mr. Dickson hear this and his attention flew to Laraine.

"Miss. Vagil, is there a problem?"

She let out another moan, but quickly realized she was still in the middle of her history class. She blushed and tried to cover it up.

"Uhm.... No sir."

"See me after school"

The bell rang. It was time for Laraines detention.

She decided to sit in the back of the classroom so that she would be able to finger herself as she was still very much horny. Unfortunately, her plan to sit far away failed. He saw.

"Laraine"--he had never actually called her this before. It had always been Miss. Vagil--"Laraine... what are you doing?"

"I'm sorry. I was thinking about how big your dick must be and how much I want you in me."

"Come here please"

She walked up to his desk and he got up. She could see the bulge in his pants. She couldnt stop staring. He cleared his throat to get her attention.

"You're thinking of me?" she slyly asked as she grazed her hand over the bulge.

"Now, Laraine, It is perfectly normal for a 20 year old woman to have sexual feelings. But I feel that university is much more important"

"What are you going to do about it?" she asked as she pressed her chest against his.

"I Really think that you need to relieve your sexual tensions and just fulfill your fantasy. Do what you want."

She moved down. Slowly making sure that her tits never left his body. She made her way back up just to tease him. She took his hand and put his hand up her skirt. He seemed suprised by the fact that she was not wearing any underpants. And besides that she was very, very wet. she took off his belt and slid off his pants. She began to blow him as fast as she possibly could. Then right before he came she pulled her dick out so he ejaculated all over her chest. She began to tittie fuck him. This only made him even more horny. He took control. He lifted her up and put her on his desk. He shoved his 9" dick in her deep tight pussy. She immediately climaxed.

"UHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKK MEEEE HAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD"

It was his turn to tease. He slowed down and now she was begging. "PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!" he took out his dick and began to lick her pussy. She climaxed again. She came in her mouth. He kissed her so her own juices were in her mouth. "PUT IT IN NOW!" He obeyed this command. He fucked her hard since then. Until they were done. They fucked in that room for 3 hours until a teacher from down the hall came in.

Mr. Dickson did not get fired. Every friday, Laraine chooses to find some way to get detention. And every Friday, He gives it to her.
by HornyBitch69 April 09, 2009
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hornysex (-0.701)
writing this story made me horny as hell... god... i hope it makes you, too.
Hallie sat in class staring at her boyfriend. She winked at him and he immediately knew what that meant. It was last period, and they would be home within twenty minutes. Those were the longest twenty minutes of hallie’s life. When she got home, she knew her parents wouldn’t be home since they were out on vacation for the next week. Her boyfriend, ryan, came in right behind her. She dropped her bag in the kitchen and started walking towards the living room. Ryan, however, couldn’t wait. He dropped his bag and grabbed her, knocking her in to a wall and started furiously making out with her. She didn’t fight back and let his hands explore her body, cupping her breasts and squeezing them however he liked. He slid his hands down her waist and tickled her with his fingertips. Hallie started taking off his shirt and unbuttoning his pants as ryan ripped off her button-down shirt that he had let her borrow from his closet. He didn’t care if his clothes were ruined. Her wanted her now. He started kissing her neck and slowly moved down to her breasts, undoing the clip of her bra with his teeth. Her bra revealed her hard, pink nipples that screamed at ryan. Ryan kissed each breast and nibbled them gently. This made hallie horny as hell. Ryan kept moving down and pulled her skirt down to her ankles. Hallie stepped out of her skirt and began walking over to the large couch that sat in the middle of the living room. Ryan followed her and turned the lights off and shut the shades on his way to the couch. When he got to her, she was fingering herself, not able to wait for ryan. Ryan heard a moan escape her lips and was turned on even more. He pulled her hand out of her black, lacy thong and ripped it off angrily, wanting to get at her. But he knew he had to be slow, gentle, and teasing to really make her want him. He kissed her lips once more before moving down to her bright pink, wet pussy. He started by licking her clit in a small circle. She moaned instantly. He did this for a good five minutes before he went down further and teased her by licking around her opening. She arched her back, and that’s when ryan knew that it was time for him to give it to her. He started eating her out better and harder than he had ever done to any other girl. She moaned furiously and was about to climax when ryan hit her g-spot. She screamed in ecstasy as she orgasmed. Ryan trailed his tounge out of her pussy and up her stomach, going back to kiss her. Hallie really wanted him now, but first she wanted to tease him like he did to her. Hallie slid down under him and pulled off his boxers. She was shocked at how big his dick was! It was long and hard, just like she wanted. She licked the tip of his cock and felt him shutter. He knew she would go all the way and stood up for her. She got down on her knees in front of him and started sucking at his hard cock. Ryan needed to get inside her. Hallie pulled back for a moment and said, “fuck me in the mouth.” ryan couldn’t believe what he was hearing! She just told him to fuck her in the mouth. He obliged and thrusted back and forth and she sucked on his dick. He orgasmed all over her before he picked her up and threw her on to the couch. They immediately went in to some really hard, rough, and fast sex. He thrusted really hard in to her as he heard her moan and yell, “harder, ryan! You son of a bitch, don’t stop! Ughh! Please, ryan, harder faster HARDER OH YESS RYAN PLEASE FUCK ME LONG AND HARD AHHHHHHHHHH!” She hit her orgasm and screamed louder and longer than ever before. Ryan continued to fuck her harder and harder as she had begged. Ryan was sure that this was the best sex ever, but he still hadn’t orgasmed. He pushed his dick farther in until he felt her wet pussy pulse around it. Then hallie orgasmed for the second time while ryan experienced the longest orgasm he’s had in years. Ryan pulled out his dick from her dripping pussy and began to put his clothes back on. Hallie layed on the couch and stared at herself. She needed more. She began fingering herself roughly as ryan left. When he did, she went up to her room, opened her drawer, and pulled out the vibrator she kept. It was long and slim, but she never put it inside herself alone. She ran downstairs and got the empty corona bottle out of her hiding spot. She turned on her vibrator then put the vibrator inside the bottle and shoved the neck of the bottle in to her pussy. She moaned constantly as she moved the bottle around, in and out, up and down to satisfy her needs. She gently tilted the bottom of the bottle towards her to that the bottle rubbed against her clit. The vibrating bottle made her orgasm so hard that she thought it might ruin the couch. But she shook the thought as she felt yet another orgasm coming. She had learned that, if you flex your vaginal muscles before an orgasm, it makes it better. So she tried it and screamed louder than when she was having sex. She gasped and continued to do this for the next hour. She fell asleep in her juices with the vibrating bottle inside her on the couch. She orgasmed in her sleep at least four times and never wanted to take it out. She kept it with her at all times and did it everywhere she went. She didn’t care who saw, but she swore that each time she did it, it got better and better. One day she orgasmed so loud that her neighbor thought she was getting murdered. When the cops came, she had rough sex with every one of them and made them eat her out visiously. Her orgasms were notorious.
by horny--bitcchhhh. July 18, 2009
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hornysex (-0.306)
When a person feels intense sexual desire.
They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in his hands and started kissing her on the lips again. He let one hand touch her cheek and placed the other on her knee. He slowly ran his hand up her thigh until he finally felt himself lifting up her skirt.

She wished he would just rip off his pants and fuck her right there, but he went slow just to torture her. He slowly pushed her so she was on her back on the couch and he got on top of her and continued to kiss her.

Then he changed the pace and started kissing her really slowly. He wanted to hear her moan in desire for him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he let one of his hands run up under her shirt, slowly and softly touching her wonderful skin.

She finally decided to move it along because she was getting extremely horny, so she reached down and pulled off his shirt. She ran her hands up and down his smooth, muscular chest and abs, turning him on a lot. He kept kissing slowly though, knowing that she would soon be begging him for more.

He continued to kiss her, and he lifted off her blouse and tossed it to the side. He stadled her and used both hands to massage her breasts in tune with the timing of his kisses.

He did this for a while, enjoying listening to her moan with desire and pleasure. Then he started to kiss her neck, and then slowly mived down to her chest. He stopped to take off her bra, then he gently kissed the very tip of each nipple as she gasped for air. He kissed her stomach lightly as he pulled off her skirt and panties. He undid his jeans and kicked them off.

At this point she was so horny she thought she would burst with anticipation. Everything he did to her was so slow, but so perfect. She was soaking wet, and she could see that he had an erection through his boxers. She wanted to tell him to go faster, but just at that moment he started to lick her clit right on the top of it.

She threw her head back and moaned with joy. He knew exactly what to do to make her consumed by pleasure. He let his tounge devour her clit and she burst into orgasm and started to writhe underneath him. He moved up and started to make out with her again; he didn't want her to catch her breath.

While she was still recovering from her first orgasm, he took off his boxers and she saw his 10-inch-long, rock-hard, super-thick cock. She got the idea to give him a blowjob to return the favor of his oral sex, but before she could even move he had penetrated her vagina.

He didn't even think about wanting a bj, he just wanted to pleasure her. He knew that if he could give her another orgasm, she'd pleasure him all he wanted later.

He started to move in and out, back and forth, but very slowly all the while. He was so big, she couldn't even think straight. He picked up one of her legs and put it over his shoulder, as he stood next to the couch and penetrated her.

His huge cock went really deep into her pussy, and it felt amazing. She finally was unable to take how slow he was going, and she begged him for more.

"Oh, baby. Oooohhh, go faster! Aaaahhh! Oh, yes! Aaawww right there, baby, OOOHHH!" she yelled as he picked up the speed. "Ooohhhh! Harder! Aaaahhh! Yes, yes, yes! Oooohhhh! Oh baby fuck me more! OOOHH! AAAHHHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! AAAAHHH!" she continued to scream as he complied with her demands and she felt pleasure build inside her.

He was going faster and harder and deeper than he'd ever thought possible, and she was loving every second of it. She let out a loud, high pitched scream as she hit her second orgasm. Her vagina pulsed around his huge cock but he pulled out so he wouldn't come just yet. He wanted to stay hard so he could pound her some more.

He put her leg down and got on top of her again. He re-entered her and started to move very slow. He went in and out so gently and slowly, she wanted to scream for more, but she held back. She started to learn to appreciate each and every penetration, tensing up with pleasure each time he slowly pushed all the way in.

He smiled to himself as he watched her light up with pleasure each time he gently penetrated.

His slow movements found her g-spot. He let his dick gently touch it with each entrance into her. He used his thumb and gently rubbed around her clit once during each soft penetration. He started to suck on her nipple in rhythm with all of his other movements.

She thought she was going to explode with pleasure at any second. At that moment he simultaneously hit her g-spot and her clit with his dick and his thumb and she boomed into her third orgasm with the most force yet.

She writhed underneath him during her 2-minute orgasm, and her pussy pulsed around his monster cock until his pleasure burst and he came into her.

He exited her, and kissed her once on the lips. They fell asleep on that couch and stayed there until morning.
by lolololololololololololol7 February 15, 2008
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hornysex (-0.325)
The Felling you get after reading this:

It was our school dance tonight and I wanted to look as pretty as ever, hopefully to impress my crush. I spent 2 full hours in my bed room putting on the PERFECT dress and making my hair and my makeup look absolutely gorgeous.

When I finally arrived at the dance I could not help but stare at my crush. He looked so amazing in his suit. I started to dance until I caught my crushes eyes. He watched me shake my booty, then slowly started to make his way over.

"I never knew you could dance like that," he said and grabbed me around the waist. I kept shaking my butt against him while he kept his arms wrapped tightly around my waist. I started to feel a bulge in his pants and he started moaning and grabbing me harder while he dry fucked me in the ass.
I stopped and he moaned desperately.

"Come with me" he said. He took me by the hand and let me outside into the boys locker room. I could see his pants almost about to rip apart. I walked up to him slowly and stood there for a second making deep eye contact, and he towards me started passionately making out with me, trying to get all of me. "Oh Alex..." I moaned getting horny. "Mmmm."
My hands slipped into his pants and i could already feel some precum. He smiled and pushed me down. I slipped off his pants and started making out with his lovely 9in dick with him pushing my head into it. I grabbed his balls with one hand and his butt with the other. I swirled my tongue around his shaft and on the tip. His mouth was quivering and I started to gag when he pushing my head in farther. Then, he stopped pushing me and I slammed him into a locker kissing again. His ripped off my clothes and pushed me to the floor. I shivered in joy when one finger slowly slipped inside of me. He lowered himself down and starting making out with my clit. He sucked and nipple and it felt so good. I was moaning and me toes were curling up. "Give to me." I moaned.

He got on top of me then and started shallow fucking me. But it wasn't enough "MORE" I cried. "Harder" He started thrusting hard and fast. I felt it all go in and I orgasm and felt his hot cum inside me and I screamed so loud Alex had to kiss me once more to force me to be quiet. "OH GOD!! Alex!! Fuck me! Fuck me!" He moaned and squeeze my butt "You're so MHMMM, oh god its amazing". Just seeing his huge dick ram into me. sparks of joy flew through me

horny :)
by 74janyell May 10, 2012
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hornysex (-0.032)
for a man, your penis gets hard and stiff
for a woman, your pussy gets wet, or cums and you have this need
this is a true story...
one night i was home alone, my siblings were out, sleeping over elsewhere with friends, and i was online, i was bored so i looked up horny on urbandictionary. i read the examples and became horny my self i was so wet i couldnt take it, i needed someone to fuck me. i called my boyfriend, john. when he answered this is what i told him
"hey baby" he said
"john, i need you, im home alone, and i am so wet, i need you" i told him
"i'll be right over" he told me
i couldnt wait for him so i took off my pants and started to mastrubate.
then i heard john come in, he has a key to my house.

he walked up the stairs and came in my room. he saw me on my bed with no clothes on mastrubating.
"hon, why didnt you wait for me?" he asked me with a smile.
"shut up and just come fuck me" i half screamed half moaned. and his face lit up. he took of his shirt as he walked towards me, and then took off his pants. his dick had created a huge tent in his boxers. he took those off and climed onto the bed with me. but before he could do anything i asked him to eat me out, so he kneeled between my legs and i put my legs on his shoulders as he bent down and He began to gently tease me with his tongue and fingers by tracing all over the inside of my thighs and near and around my pussy. Then he placed his mouth on my pussy lips and spread them with his tongue. placing his mouth over the opening to my cunt, he began to kiss my cunt and pussy. Then he pushed his tongue down into my, wet cunt. He continued to tongue fuck me until I bucked up towards him from pleasure. He pulled his tongue out and licked around. Then he rubbed his fingers around and began to rub the top of my clit. Then he slid his tongue over the top of my clit and all around until I was moaning. Then he moved his mouth over my clit and began to suck on it. I moaned while he finger fucked me. And then I cummed on him and he licked it up and swallowed it. then i decided to return the favor, he kneeled on the bed as i got on my hands and knees. Then i slowly massaged his balls with one hand and moved my hand up and down the 12inch long shaft while i slowly sucked the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirled my tongue around the tip. i sucked him a little bit harder and swirled my tongue faster. i sucked harder as his dick slid farther down my throat and sucked harder swirling my tongue around his dick. He gots harder and harder and his penis began to throb as he was ready to cum. I moaned and sucked harder and squeezed the base of his penis while i sucked. He then shoved his dick in further, and I began to gag, I was deepthroating, and unlike I had read it wasn’t horrible, it gave me more intense sensations and hornyness. He cummed and the cum went down my throat, i looked up at him and smiled as a swallow it all. then he lay me on my back, and began to kiss my 34d breasts, he bit at them adn then kissed adn licked down my stomach while using his fingers to rub my clit. then he slowly slid his dick inside my cunt and began to slowly and gently fuck me. it was torture, but the slower he went the more i began to need him. i felt my cunt contracting around his dick,
"faster" i begged in a scream, but he only went a little faster wanting me to beg and moan to him.

"ahhhhh, come on fuck me harder" i screamed and then let out a low moan as he did
"ohhh, ahhh, come on baby, uuhhhh, yeah, faster, harder, uhhh, ahhhh" i screamed out as he fucked me faster and harder. then the pleasure peaked adn i rocked my body with pleasure and i cummed all over his dick, but he continued to fuck me as my cunt throbbed and contracted around his dick, and then he cummed inside me, it was like an explosion, alot of cum. we continued this for three hours adn then fell asleep on my cum soaked bed.
incredibly this is a true story, and my boyfriend and i do this all the time now.

girls-if your boyfriend isnt avalible but you are really horny...
if you dont have a vibrator you can use an electric toothbrush it works just as well
and if you dont have either of those and you want an amazing adn easy (no work involved) orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator (if you dont believe me try it)
one time i was doing this and my boyfrined came over, he came in and just watched me, getting horny, and then he fucked me.
by hornygirl69sexbaby May 17, 2009
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Hornysex (-0.454)
Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 28, 2012
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