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n. A disease where the victim suffering from it exibits horniness 24/7. It is marked by the horniness, and the lack of the polio symptoms.
Doctor: "Please describe your symptoms to me."

Patient: "It's like... being horney 24/7... but without polio."

Doctor: "I believe you have Hornopolio. (If patient is male, conversation stops there. If patient is female, it continues) Please take off your clothes and follow me to the back room."
by Defender of the Common Man January 14, 2009

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