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In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....
i study hornithology therefore i am a Hornithologist!

by big mad paddy July 05, 2008
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