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1.
A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.
"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".
by KarmaKastaway March 19, 2012
 
2.
one who horks, steals.
a thief
i can't believe that horker stole my parking spot.

i stole my stapler back from your desk, horker.
by jesster23 April 27, 2009
 
3.
1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.
1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker
by dburbs January 25, 2012
 
4.
One who horks. To hork is to utter the sound "hork!" in a plaintive manner as in an appeal for affection, or in an emphatic manner as when greeting friends.
My wife and I have become avid horkers, which has puzzled our friends somewhat.
by J. Penrovich March 08, 2008
 
5.
a HUGE rail of coke (at least six inches)
"i just did a horker the length of my arm." (eyes water up immediately)
scarface did horkers.
by nooch420 May 08, 2008
 
6.
A prostitute. It is the phonetic pronunciation of combining the words "whore" and "hooker".
"Dude, let's call a horker and get a full service massage."
by Mofak June 05, 2007
 
7.
horker; a toughor a rowdy
Don't go down to the park, the horkers are there,they might steal your beer.
by Frod' March 22, 2007