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an object or line that is ; 1) on its side 2) on its back Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
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Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'. "You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"
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to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down. "Lets get horizontal, baby!"
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Sleeping or lying down Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!
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to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also "I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
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An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose. That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
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