Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!
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