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An amazingly nice handsome Hoover that spends his time loving Sally. He loves to play games and ride unicorns through the wilderness of rainbows and sunshine. Some have said that he is a gift from Zeus for all the men out there that have forgotten what it is like to be a gentleman. Anyone that ends up with a Horbort Hoover is very lucky.
"Have you met Horbort?"
"I heard Horbort is an amazing guy." - Sally Sunshine
by SallySunshine April 25, 2013

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