1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
The best dance ever created...usually done in Wheaton, Illinois.
She gets down and dirty while doing the hoover.
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
a girl that likes giving head or, is really good at it
Dill: Brittany sucks a mean dick

Garf: bitch is a hoover!
by Garf19 March 11, 2009
A person who smokes alot of pot or smokes a joint really fast. Similar to bogart.
Stop hoovering that joint
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 22, 2005
To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed
"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
by ILOVEFT's October 08, 2009
a man that needs anger managment, AA, and drug rehab. also likes to fight alot. does lots of drugs and fucks dirty rhinos.
he sure does carry on the hoover name
by u February 07, 2003
A mother fucker that sucks up all your weed and never chips in
Ay fuck jerry that niggas a fuckin hoover vacum lungs on my chit chip in nigga
by patrick r.2012 August 24, 2007
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