A dumb word used by New Zealandish Mexicans to describe the act of vacuuming. Even though its a vacuum brand and not an action.
Guy 1:Yo mate I'm gonna hoover around in a bit if you wanna do the dishes.

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
by Neilio D December 02, 2011
stop scratchn your hoover whore
by bonscottz May 08, 2011
On the east coast, especially the D.C. metropolitan area is any person that smokes without contribiuting substances to smoke or money for said substances, especially marijuana. Can also refer to someone who does not pay money for tobacco cigarettes but feels they are entitled to smoke others cigarettes.
Hey, don't smoke around so and so. They always show up to smoke your shit, but they never have any money/weed to put up.I can't stand hoovers!
by Mister Mercado January 10, 2011
Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.

Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".
After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.
by bpow1234 August 03, 2010
Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 08, 2012
1. a person who associates with or visits another person or group of people with the sole intention of smoking their weed for free, or any substance which is inhaled.

2. a person who, in a weed cypher, smokes more than what is considered to be his fair share.
i hate when they come around this bitch.../
talkin' 'bout "what y'all smokin on?"/
cuz niggas like that we call em hoovers/
they try ta get cool wit' us to smoke yo' weed up/
its what they do./

by theonejanitor February 21, 2006
A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 08, 2012

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