The obligatory act of drinking beer off the floor after one has spilled it.
Hoover, motherfucker. Don't waste the beer.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Being manipulated back into a relationship against your will with threats of suicide or self-harm, threats of harm to others or property, or threats of false criminal accusations. A "hoover" is relationship blackmail. This slang term is often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
She hoovered me by threatening to kill herself.
by Borderline Personality June 30, 2010
1 n. The trade name of the first commercial bag-on-a-stick upright (not a canister) vacuum cleaner – vacuum (1909) ;

2 n. United States lawyer who was director of the FBI for 48 years (1895-1972) ;

3 n. 31st President of the United States (1874-1964) ;

4. v. colloquial To vacuum a floor or rug ;

5. v. colloquial Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

6. v. colloquial Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

7. v. colloquial Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

8. n. colloquial Derogatory sexual term describing a person who performs oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

9. n. colloquial Derogatory term for a person who takes advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than they paid for or borrows things and rarely returns them.
1. I just purchased a Hoover WindTunnel R vacuum!
2. J. Edger Hoover was often accused of exceeding the jurisdiction of the FBI!
3. In 1929 the stock market crashed and Hoover was defeated for reelection by Franklin Roosevelt!
4. I just hoovered the second floor bedrooms and hall!
5.After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried to hoover me back!
6. Last night, Blake hovered the cocaine as usual!
7. After dinner, Nick came up to my apartment and hoovered me!
8. Beth is a total hoover.
9. Don’t let Richard sleep over at your house, as he will hoover your refrigerator clean!
by Webster' Bro August 05, 2010
Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'
Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!
by @ p$3ud0n`/m February 17, 2005
A brand of vacuum cleaners.
There is a hoover in the store.
by Andrew Stolzenbach October 17, 2003
To consume beer rapidly
" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"
by Upright Hoover April 05, 2007
Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.
Your hoover of a girlfriend left a love bite on your neck.
by RevStan January 06, 2004
A suck-up
"I love your new haircut, boss" "Oh, quit being such a hoover"
by enalzi December 08, 2002

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